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This was a message sent from a friend which indeed made me grinned and I hope will do to you too.

This is a crime story :
5 friends lived in one house, namely Mad, Brain, Crazy, Somebody and Nobody. One day, Somebody killed Nobody. That time Brain was in the bathroom. Mad called the police.

Mad : Is this the police station?
Police : yes, what is the matter?
Mad : Somebody killed Nobody.
Police : Are you mad?
Mad : yes, I am Mad.
Police : Don't you have brain?
Mad : Brain is in the bathroom.
Police : You are crazy!!
Mad : No, crazy is busy reading this message ..hehe..

(picture -credits to KissDemon2)

Strictly For The Office...........

but can apply where necessary. We need laugh once a while to brighten up our day. Hope this will form a smile on you. Have a nice day ahead...

Teacher's Jokes on Sunday..

Joke 1

A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."

Joke 2

Early one morning, a mother went in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!"
"But why, Mom? I don't want to go."
"Give me two reasons why you don't want to go."
"Well, the kids hate me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!"
"Oh, that's no reason not to go to school. Come on now and get ready."
"Give me two reasons why I should go to school."
"Well, for one, you're 52 years old. And for another, you're the Principal!"
Joke 3
Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?

Sam: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

Joke 4

"Simon, if I had eight apples in my right hand and ten apples in my left hand, what would I have?”
“Huge hands, sir.”

Joke 5

Seven-year-old John had finished his summer vacation and gone back to school.
Two days later his teacher phone his mother to tell her that John was misbehaving.
"Wait a minute," said the mother. "I had John here for two months and I never called you once when he misbehaved

Joke 6
TEACHER: Sam your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Sam: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

Joke 7
Teacher: Today is the first day of the school, any questions?
John: Yes, when will the Holidays start?

Joke 8
The teacher asked the class to define “Pedestrian”
Tom raises his hand and says: “A person who can be easily reach by car.”

Thursday's Jokes

Joke 1

Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wongs have a new baby.
The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, but definitely a Caucasian, WHITE baby boy.

'Congratulations,' says the nurse to the new parents. 'Well Mr. Wong, what will you and Mrs.. Wong name the baby?'
The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says, 'Well, two Wong's don't make a white, so I think we will name him...

Are you ready for this?

Sum Ting Wong ('something wrong')

Joke 2

Ah Beng goes to a store and sees a shiny object.
> Ah Beng : 'What is that shiny object ?'
> Salesgirl : 'That is a thermos flask.'
> Ah Beng : 'What does it do ?'
> Salesgirl : 'It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold'
> Ah Beng : 'I'll buy it'
> The next day, Ah Beng goes to work with his thermo flask
> Boss : 'What is that shiny object ?'
> Ah Beng : 'It's a thermos flask.'
> Boss : 'What does it do ?'
> Ah Beng : 'It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold'
> Boss : 'What do you have in it !?'
> Ah Beng : 'Two cups of coffee and one cup of ice cream'

Joke 3

After taking photocopies of documents, Ah Beng always compares
> it with the original for spelling mistakes.
> -------? ? ? ? ? ?-------
>
> Ah Beng always smiles during lightning storms because he thinks
> his picture is being taken.
> -------? ? ? ? ? ?-------
>

Joke 4

Ah Beng talk to a long-distance telephone operator.
> Ah Beng: 'COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE TIME DIFFERENCE BETWEEN Taipei
> AND LAS VEGAS ?'
> Operator: 'JUST A MINUTE...'
> Ah Beng : 'THANK YOU lah' AND PUTS DOWN THE PHONE.
> -------? ? ? ? ? ?-------


Joke 5

After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for
> quite some time, Ah Beng proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a
> friend.
> 'It took me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT', Ah Beng brags.
> 'FIVE MONTHS ? THAT'S TOO LONG', the friend exclaims.
> 'YOU ARE A FOOL.' Ah Beng replies, 'SEE THIS BOX, IT IS WRITTEN
> FOR 4-7 YRS'.

Jokes makes our day!!