Thursday's Jokes

Joke 1

Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wongs have a new baby.
The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, but definitely a Caucasian, WHITE baby boy.

'Congratulations,' says the nurse to the new parents. 'Well Mr. Wong, what will you and Mrs.. Wong name the baby?'
The puzzled father looks at his new baby boy and says, 'Well, two Wong's don't make a white, so I think we will name him...

Are you ready for this?

Sum Ting Wong ('something wrong')

Joke 2

Ah Beng goes to a store and sees a shiny object.
> Ah Beng : 'What is that shiny object ?'
> Salesgirl : 'That is a thermos flask.'
> Ah Beng : 'What does it do ?'
> Salesgirl : 'It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold'
> Ah Beng : 'I'll buy it'
> The next day, Ah Beng goes to work with his thermo flask
> Boss : 'What is that shiny object ?'
> Ah Beng : 'It's a thermos flask.'
> Boss : 'What does it do ?'
> Ah Beng : 'It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold'
> Boss : 'What do you have in it !?'
> Ah Beng : 'Two cups of coffee and one cup of ice cream'

Joke 3

After taking photocopies of documents, Ah Beng always compares
> it with the original for spelling mistakes.
> -------? ? ? ? ? ?-------
>
> Ah Beng always smiles during lightning storms because he thinks
> his picture is being taken.
> -------? ? ? ? ? ?-------
>

Joke 4

Ah Beng talk to a long-distance telephone operator.
> Ah Beng: 'COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE TIME DIFFERENCE BETWEEN Taipei
> AND LAS VEGAS ?'
> Operator: 'JUST A MINUTE...'
> Ah Beng : 'THANK YOU lah' AND PUTS DOWN THE PHONE.
> -------? ? ? ? ? ?-------


Joke 5

After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for
> quite some time, Ah Beng proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a
> friend.
> 'It took me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT', Ah Beng brags.
> 'FIVE MONTHS ? THAT'S TOO LONG', the friend exclaims.
> 'YOU ARE A FOOL.' Ah Beng replies, 'SEE THIS BOX, IT IS WRITTEN
> FOR 4-7 YRS'.

Jokes makes our day!!